I’d rather have Katy Perry as head of energy department. Or Steve Perry. Or Richard the refrigerator Perry or even Fred Perry and I think he’s dead. Dig him up.

Jeremy Renner staring into ScarJo’s magnificent breasts is certifiable proof that us gay men love a great rack!

I don’t usually wish death on people, but maybe he’ll die before he can vote to actually pass the thing. From a utilitarian ethics standpoint, it would be a real positive.

A man who’s never had to pay for his own health insurance leaving his deathbed to make sure millions of people lose theirs. I’m an atheist, but this sort of thing makes me wish there was some sort of post-death judgement and punishment/reward.

I felt bad for him because glioblastoma is horrible. Now, I don’t give a fuck that he has cancer. In fact, good. Serves him right. Right now, I’m kind of wishing all these Republican assholes who want to deny healthcare to their fellow Americans, who apparently have no qualms if all these people are left destitute or…

*Scans list*

How did John Mayer escape this list?

Please.

Fuck John McCain.

He could have voted no by staying home. He’s coming back to vote yes.

But perhaps McCain’s illness will encourage some rigorous self-reflection, and at last, a change of heart. Perhaps he’ll realize that in his last years, he could take a meaningful stand against his increasingly brutal party—and help to save lives in the process.

‘Bout fucking time Cuthulu woke his lazy ass up.

I never understood why he took the job. Can’t these rich fuckers just go somewhere and enjoy being rich? God wealth is wasted on the rich.

Chris Christie may be a governor, but in name only. I still cackle every time I see how absolutely rubbish Christie’s approval rating is.

Building a trebuchet to launch the goddamn Mountain at the dragons would have been a better weapon.

Nolan realized he can’t deal with those pillowy distractions on set.

At least George Miller came to his senses and unshackled those bad boys in the second act.

For many people being deported IS a death sentence.

Wait, you take the muzzle and leash off a rottweiler and are now surprised when it goes on a streak of savaging people? I’m absolutely shocked* by this development.