“Working on more adult acting roles”

***Researches who this guy is***

Credit to him (or his publicist) for framing it in terms of “I wasn’t fired, I quit because I’m too good for them”.

I too felt inexplicably bad for him on that one.

I’m surprised not to see “when Trump wouldn’t let him meet the Pope when that was all he wanted in life” on the list of “things we were sure he would resign over.”

I think part of that weird young dude phenomena is that it feels like Fred Savage has been on TV since the 50's so how can he only be 41? But Cobie Smulders was introduced to audiences as the most millennial millennial of all millennialdom so how can she be older than 30?

Jesus Christ. Look at his stupid face. The applause for that probably made him happier than the birth of his kids.

Proud Mary

Uh, Minions are yellow, not white. Fucking racist.

Ah yes. He’s mad that trucks are parked in front of his property. The logical action is to render them immobile.

Who’s paying $12 for insurance?

Just like Trump is the embodiment of all Baby Boomers, right?

“former Vine star” explains so, so much about this.

Please wash your hands on the way out.

That’s a pretty stark correlation.

#notallwankers

Is there anything this administration can’t do with the utmost incompetence?

When people ask what happened here, tell them that winter came for House Pornhub, and lots of people didn’t.

Thanksgiving is the holiday when Americans celebrate Putin helping out the pilgrims by giving them vodka to get through the winter.

“Please just sign here.”