Steve Bannon reportedly called Paul Ryan “a limp-dick motherfucker who was born in a petri dish at the Heritage Foundation,”

20$ says the dems lose more seats than they win.

In a fair an logical world this whole mess would easily result in the Democrats sweeping the elections next year.

Am I the only person who has a new appreciation for Seth Meyers in the last year or so? I was never a huge fan of his on SNL but I like the “let’s put on a show” energy he has these days. And his political segments are pretty solid.

If you’re not the kind of person who spends time architechting your life, you will never get it.

She’s always amazing, but I think my favorite Maya impression is Maya Angelou:

They always seem to imagine that the closer they edge to Republican policy positions

Holy shit does she really talk like that??? Like a fucking valley girl on quaaludes?

I loved Delta’s response: OK, fine you grumpy bitch. We’ll give you a refund. Here is the $30 you paid for the exit row. Now GTFO.

Its been a good week between this and Ann Coulter getting treated like crap on her Delta Airlines flight. Its the little things...

God forbid they spend one minute participating in an activity that doesn’t specifically revolve around feeding them sexually, emotionally, or spiritually!!!

Any guesses on where this picture was taken? It looks like Disney’s idea of a bordello from the 1880s.

The outside matches the inside.

Probably the former, but now head-canoning the latter until disproved.

Why doesn’t Daenerys just hop onto the back of a dragon, float over to the Red Keep and burn the final remnants of the House of Lannister to ashes. She could then dismount and declare to the residents: “Hey homies, your real Queen’s here.”

Beyond the opening scene, it was a bit dull for a season opener. I get that there’s a lot of establishment work to be done, but outside of Arya’s murder of the Freys, and maybe the first scene at Winterfell, it felt perfunctory. Daenerys’ arrival at Dragongate really should have felt like something close to the…

this is shameful. the next piece you need to write ought to be a long, meaningful apology.