Please.

Fuck John McCain.

He could have voted no by staying home. He’s coming back to vote yes.

But perhaps McCain’s illness will encourage some rigorous self-reflection, and at last, a change of heart. Perhaps he’ll realize that in his last years, he could take a meaningful stand against his increasingly brutal party—and help to save lives in the process.

‘Bout fucking time Cuthulu woke his lazy ass up.

I never understood why he took the job. Can’t these rich fuckers just go somewhere and enjoy being rich? God wealth is wasted on the rich.

Chris Christie may be a governor, but in name only. I still cackle every time I see how absolutely rubbish Christie’s approval rating is.

Building a trebuchet to launch the goddamn Mountain at the dragons would have been a better weapon.

Nolan realized he can’t deal with those pillowy distractions on set.

At least George Miller came to his senses and unshackled those bad boys in the second act.

For many people being deported IS a death sentence.

No there was not.

Wait, you take the muzzle and leash off a rottweiler and are now surprised when it goes on a streak of savaging people? I’m absolutely shocked* by this development.

“Working on more adult acting roles”

***Researches who this guy is***

Credit to him (or his publicist) for framing it in terms of “I wasn’t fired, I quit because I’m too good for them”.

I too felt inexplicably bad for him on that one.

I’m surprised not to see “when Trump wouldn’t let him meet the Pope when that was all he wanted in life” on the list of “things we were sure he would resign over.”

I think part of that weird young dude phenomena is that it feels like Fred Savage has been on TV since the 50's so how can he only be 41? But Cobie Smulders was introduced to audiences as the most millennial millennial of all millennialdom so how can she be older than 30?