Please.

I mean it’s either that or you are an out of touch judgmental jerk?

Most likely just old though.

but... But why do they look like such douchebags now?

Fuck John McCain.

He could have voted no by staying home. He’s coming back to vote yes.

But perhaps McCain’s illness will encourage some rigorous self-reflection, and at last, a change of heart. Perhaps he’ll realize that in his last years, he could take a meaningful stand against his increasingly brutal party—and help to save lives in the process.

‘Bout fucking time Cuthulu woke his lazy ass up.

I never understood why he took the job. Can’t these rich fuckers just go somewhere and enjoy being rich? God wealth is wasted on the rich.

Chris Christie may be a governor, but in name only. I still cackle every time I see how absolutely rubbish Christie’s approval rating is.

Nolan... directing a Bond film?

Building a trebuchet to launch the goddamn Mountain at the dragons would have been a better weapon.

Obviously Rhodey. They didn’t even do a very good job duplicating him. I know Tony was drunk for most of IM2, but come on.

Honestly? Same. It’d be a great way to give Gwyneyh something BIG to do on screen.

Nolan realized he can’t deal with those pillowy distractions on set.

At least George Miller came to his senses and unshackled those bad boys in the second act.

For many people being deported IS a death sentence.

No there was not.

Wait, you take the muzzle and leash off a rottweiler and are now surprised when it goes on a streak of savaging people? I’m absolutely shocked* by this development.

Important question: Does Madame Gao remain wonderful as ever?