Proud Mary

Uh, Minions are yellow, not white. Fucking racist.

Ah yes. He’s mad that trucks are parked in front of his property. The logical action is to render them immobile.

Who’s paying $12 for insurance?

Just like Trump is the embodiment of all Baby Boomers, right?

“former Vine star” explains so, so much about this.

Please wash your hands on the way out.

That’s a pretty stark correlation.

#notallwankers

Is there anything this administration can’t do with the utmost incompetence?

When people ask what happened here, tell them that winter came for House Pornhub, and lots of people didn’t.

Thanksgiving is the holiday when Americans celebrate Putin helping out the pilgrims by giving them vodka to get through the winter.

Sick is in quotes because trump is mentally deficient and knows fuck all about spelling, grammar or the English language.

“Please just sign here.”

Steve Bannon reportedly called Paul Ryan “a limp-dick motherfucker who was born in a petri dish at the Heritage Foundation,”

20$ says the dems lose more seats than they win.

In a fair an logical world this whole mess would easily result in the Democrats sweeping the elections next year.

Am I the only person who has a new appreciation for Seth Meyers in the last year or so? I was never a huge fan of his on SNL but I like the “let’s put on a show” energy he has these days. And his political segments are pretty solid.

They always seem to imagine that the closer they edge to Republican policy positions