The book is a steaming load of hot garbage. The only people who seem to like it are the ones who’ve never read another novel in their adult lives.

Whoa whoa whoa...the “criminally underrated Elektra” film? Underrated by whom, exactly? It’s one of the worst superhero films ever made, and certainly one of the only ones I’ve almost fallen asleep during.

Little pieces of my summer have gone to shit, so I need this like I need air.

Danny: during times like these, Buddha once said...

A thousand times

I agree that his performances have been garbage, but I blame that on the shitty nature of the films and characterizations hes been trapped inside.

Because Zach Snyder had a lot of say in the development of the DCEU at the time, and he wants Frank Miller to fuck him with every fiber of his being.

I would be fore this.

I too felt inexplicably bad for him on that one.

“I feel like this is one of those comic concepts that doesn’t transfer from a still page to live action”

I’m surprised not to see “when Trump wouldn’t let him meet the Pope when that was all he wanted in life” on the list of “things we were sure he would resign over.”

Seconded. Probably won’t be a long-term gig, either, so Medusa’s Wig won’t have to worry about her next job.

You know, Bruce the Shark looks really fake too, but he feels so damn real when you’re watching Jaws. Hoping it’s the same here.

Our pointless nostalgia for mediocre things will be the death of this country.
(And I know, I know... Rocko’s Modern Life was the pinnacle of Western Civilization. Right up there with Crystal Pepsi and Smash Mouth.)

Sploosh

Lacking muchness.

I. Want. More.

I think part of that weird young dude phenomena is that it feels like Fred Savage has been on TV since the 50's so how can he only be 41? But Cobie Smulders was introduced to audiences as the most millennial millennial of all millennialdom so how can she be older than 30?

Jesus Christ. Look at his stupid face. The applause for that probably made him happier than the birth of his kids.