Proud Mary

Uh, Minions are yellow, not white. Fucking racist.

Mmmmmm.... porgchop sandwiches.

And when they die, they go to porgatory.

That’s why people liked her. She was weird and felt like a bit of an outcast/nerd and people identified with that. So, in YOUR opinion, she “sucked” (people still say that?) but a lot of others didn’t feel she “sucked”.

Can’t fuck with Cookie Lyon

Goddamn... Proud Mary / Atomic Blonde lifelong double-bill confirmed? Fingers crossed.

Ah yes. He’s mad that trucks are parked in front of his property. The logical action is to render them immobile.

Who’s paying $12 for insurance?

I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

The show is premiering in IMAX in less than two months, and we haven’t seen Medusa move so much as a strand of hair.

Just like Trump is the embodiment of all Baby Boomers, right?

“former Vine star” explains so, so much about this.

Please wash your hands on the way out.

That’s a pretty stark correlation.

#notallwankers

Is there anything this administration can’t do with the utmost incompetence?

When people ask what happened here, tell them that winter came for House Pornhub, and lots of people didn’t.

“Please just sign here.”