you think bill was the only one sleeping around?

I like the jackets you get from the collectables. Theyre all nice and multicolored. Much more interesting than the base jackets.

Or what about how a big a crook the owner is and how he ripped off all those viper owners? Never hear about it at all!

Sure

The election plague has long since ceased to be funny. I say we throw them in a dirt ring and make them fight to the death.

No charge, eh? I guess I’ll have to plug in when they arrive...

Maybe because it isn’t? Meh.

Maybe?

Is there a pic of them all joining together to form a giant humanoid robot?

Eve, that video game that is way more fun and entertaining to read about all the crazy things that happen instead of actually playing it.

I aksed my insurance agent.....I got a NO as well

My bank account took three days to reply, and in that time I was overdrawn.

My bank account said given my financial situation after buying the car, “welfare” would be an appropriate license plate...

My bank account was more like:

My bank account died.

Before I could finish asking my bank account, she turned around and just shoved a bunch of crumpled-up utilities, rent, and credit card bills in my mouth.

“Coming up next on Mythbusters: we delve into the dark, dusty, basement of the Royal Navy archives with a stiff British codger to count the number of recorded fatalities from infections while on board navy ships. Stay tuned through these commercials!”

What’s a bank account? I looked around my backyard for my buried jars of pennies but couldn’t find them.

I am so ready for Season 3. DOORS LIKE THIS!

Fannie Mae won’t even let me consider my bank account.