This encounter with a wall didn’t kill him either.

It doesn’t say instant death. In his case, it may take decades

VW be like: They burn clean!

And I can barely get 4G on my stupid phone.

After someone committed suicide by racecar*

The Jalopnik comments after Tony Stewart hit killed a guy on track.

I’d call it more of a urine squall.

Omg yes! But for reals that dude was high walking on a live racetrack. What did he think was gonna happen?

...unless we band together, buy them, and burn two sets of rubber off them by 1,000 miles.

“Keep your eyes on the road you distracted son of a bitch.”

yep, Skynet confirmed. Time to binge watch Doomsday Preppers and learn how to build a robo-proof bunker in the woods!

well, that’s not helping my Skynet based nightmares.

My favorite part of that whole disaster was something along the lines of somebody asking:

Not on PC. Once you get about 3/4 of the way around the edges then the middle will fall out.

But will $kaycog have her work cut out finding sexy Megyn Kelly with car pics AND posting them on Jez?!?!

On Deadspin, this gets a +1

I miss COTW fiercely.