Omfg how much is Apple paying jalopnik to shill their products.

I was being facetious. I don’t know anyone that actually believes that kind of stuff. Mostly it’s just guys that like to have fun, want some bang for their buck, and like the Mustang for a variety of reasons but other than all that are pretty cool and laid back. But you always get that one asshat that fucks it all up.…

I only drive my Mustang like a douche when there’s not other Mustangs around. Can’t let the people forget that there are sharks out there in that sea of guppies commuting to work. But once I’m back with other sharks, I like to chill and just be cool, because too many sharks and you start to get noticed by the…

I love 911s. But not that much. Because I’m poor.

Don’t be an enabler. We don’t need another Lindsay Lohan incident.

Today on jalopnik.com replay: this content that’s been posted before.

FEEL THE BERN.

Not buy an iPhone, problem solved!

Nascar is introducing the blue shell power up next season.

I’m just imagining a VW executive in a trench coat standing at a truck stop asking people if they wanna buy some emissions software and opening his coat to reveal a bunch of handheld tuners programmed to turn off emissions controls.

Obligatory

Headline: Check out Steve Wozniaks new Chevy Bolt!

At least they survived.

This is why we can't have nice things

1: buy gt-86

Fuck why not, more power to him, take those fuckers for every penny you can.

It's to cut them in half as they roll up over the car.

Bunta wasn’t cheap, he was smart. He did alot of work making the car fast without doing unneeded mods. Then he bought a second car lol.

Nah the 2015+ Mustang is nice and swoopy and needs a big wing.

I want that wing for my Mustang.