“There aren’t that many teams near the top of the draft order with an obvious hole at quarterback (the Cowboys, 49ers, and Rams immediately come to mind as good landing spots)...”

I think you mean “this is the best week *all* 17 Browns fans have had”.

Josh McDaniels in Denver. Worst decision ever.

HAHAHAHAHAHA The Eagles’ Neoliberal Experiment Is Ended and it turns out labor-inputs actually matter and you can’t just plug a bunch of parts into some genius scheme MHWAHAHAHA #FullFootballCommunismNow

The exception being, of course, the legendary Rich Kotite

Chip packing for Nashville

You consider 10-2 and a trip to a New Year’s Six bowl the doldrums?

Claim him as a loss on their tax return

Adios, Charles. We’ll always have 2013 and everything right up to the Saints’ game-winning kick in the wild card round.

Tennessee Titans.