I can almost hear Mr regular’s voice “And here is where you can install your FUNK BUTTON! UUUUNNNGGGGHHHH YEAH PLAY YOUR FUNKY TURBO LOUD! NNNNGGGHHH YES BLOWOUT VALVES, TESTOSTERONE, AND BOOST HHHHRRRNNGGGGH *creep voice enable* KUTZTOWN FUNK GONNA GIVE IT TO YA.... GONNA GIVE YOU THE WHOLE 1.5 LITERSSSSSSSSS”

Zeitgeist is a movie for tinfoil hat wearing quacks.