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Steve from Long Island in disguise!!

They haven’t made a single good anything since the first Matrix. Sense-8 had some potential but they washed all that down the crapper.

So he didn’t read the scripts for the first two sequels?

Humid subtropical? Felucia in Sith.  Alpine mountain? That bit on Hoth with the Wompa was near a mountain. Prairie planet could be the on in Solo. 

So wait, we didn’t go to entirely new worlds in the new films? Ultimately what is he wanting? Pandora? We’ve been to nearly every single type of world so far so of course they’re gonna start getting repetitive. Where else can they go?

Its gonna be Kamilah isn’t it?

From the mind who brought us Jar-Jar Binks and the idea that The Mandalorian needs to appeal to children.

Are we even debating this? Of course the 80's were the porniest. From footballers having porno tashes to them having open button shirts with medallions in them porn chic was heavily in during the 80's.

I’m really excited she’ll be back on The Good Place this week. She was missed in season 2 of Killing Eve. 

Like a “yvan eht nioj” situation?

Not even got a shot of it?

Weed without gravity!!

If he’s remaking Saturn could he put some decent 3D capabilities in it this time around so it can stand up alongside the Playstation and not be the system that broke Sega’s back?

Wow, i now really need a live action M.A.S.K. Plump William Hurt would make an excellent Miles Mayhem.

You, Me and DP?

As a child of the 80's i’m just disappointed that April O’Neil didn’t get enough reportage coverage of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles exploits that she now has to do Alien Parody porn to make ends meet.

Such a sad time for women reporters. Trailblazer April O’Neil now has to do porn to make ends meet. Though surely she should be doing turtle porn as surely thats a niche market?

You do know The Dink was in plenty of other films and TV shows before Game of Thrones was even a thing?

I’ve just spent about 30 minutes trying to find this out myself. It was very Mark Hamil. 

I was wondering this myself. Was it just earlobe nibbling or more?