Oh, my. Misspelled and inappropriately capitalized “oligarch.” C’mon, Michael! Don’t be like 45*, BE BEST(er)!

NO ONE lives in a perpetual state of Christmas morning like Avenatti

Translation: “Vee vant zeee media to reports zee stories the vay Zee Donald vants them”.

okay but WHY is the logo SO BAD, were they not able to find conservative flack graphic designers or what

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK off Melania

Trump’s going to start a war because that black guy who was president is still more popular than he is and he can’t stand it. Thank god we didn’t go with that dangerous email lady.

As they say, democracy is the theory that the people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.

All the questions were answered long ago if you were paying attention.

You’re probably right. But I also think Trump is exactly the kind of moron who would be so arrogant and dumb-witted to think he wouldn’t get caught for money laundering, even after he’d already gotten caught once.

A big infusion of cash from the Russians.

1. Every time I see a DJT speech breaking into my wall-to-wall viewing of MSNBC, I have to change the channel. Then, after what seems like an unbelievably long time, I think “Well, he must be done by now,” and change back, he’s STILL TALKING. About nothing. Just rambling and basking in the attention one can only…

“JUST OUT: 3.9% Unemployment. 4% is Broken! In the meantime, WITCH HUNT!”

Instead of getting into Harvard, mom/dad are laser-focused on getting ONE MILLION SUBSCRIBERS!!! (use the Oprah voice when reading)

The kid is a tragedy waiting to happen and that perv next to her is probably the delivery system.

So, this is like a bizarro Tiger Mom situation: all the same pressure, just directed at superficiality and exploitation instead of education.

Alex Goller Gelbard, who works with Tay in some kind of management capacity,

This, right here, is why members of the Church of Rodger deserve to have their balls pulverized.

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• White House lawyer Ty Cobb is resigning. Insert corn joke here. [Talking Points Memo]