Those assholes in that top pic with their little vests and guns...you just know if they were confronted with a truly dangerous situation they’d shit their tactical pants and runaway screaming like little bitches. (no offense intended to little bitches)

The Oaf Keepers...dough-bellied gray-bearded dotards, drenched in beer, gently stroking their guns. They’re living jokes.

“I could stand in the middle of 5th avenue and blow Putin and I wouldn’t lose voters.”

Anti Government Militia : White Supremacists.

Ok, just so I’m clear, kicking someone out of your private establishment is uncivil, sending y’all-qaeda to someone else’s home is fair game. I just want to make sure I know the rules so we can all play.

I find it very apt that the “Oath Keepers”, who are supposedly watching for “government tyranny”, are more butthurt about a black woman speaking her mind, than about thousands of kids being kidnapped and locked away in hidden concentration camps around the country.

I think there’s a pee tape and it’s not the thing that really scares Trump. He’s keeping those tax returns secret for a reason — like he’s really broke and totally dependent on Russian oligarch allies of Pootie. The pee tape is the least of it, IMO.

These are the same assholes who showed up in Ferguson with assault rifles to intimidate protesters. Their only loyalty is to their white-supremacist ideology. 

Personally, I’m hoping for a fatal cerebral event on live television. Or  heart attack, I’m not really picky. But I really want it happening while a camera is rolling so I can watch clips of it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.

Trump is now not just the poster boy for the Dunning-Kruger effect (i.e., incompetent people greatly overestimate their own abilities because they are too stupid to evaluate themselves). He is now shown himself to be at the level of the lemon juice bandit, who inspired the series of studies in the first place.

And the minute his people try to shove his nose in the shit (and usually very gently), he bites them. But they always back down and come back for more from him. It’s the craziest circle jerk ever and it’s happening in front of the world.

I have never seen anyone so desperate to be like by absolutely EVERYONE and shit the bed at every turn.

This makes me happy.

Things like private prisons are an unfortunate reminder that, even once we lose the orange turd (outside of some apocalyptic means), we still have a whole country’s worth of shit that needs cleaning and fixing beyond whatever he ruins. :/

Considering the depth that this administration has sunk to on all levels, no theory, no matter how diabolical, is off the table.

I don’t think that’s a theory, I’m thinking that’s the actual reason.

Every time Trump has a rally or some nonsense I comment to my mom, “Look at all those mediocre White people.”

I have a theory that the Department of Agriculture wants to limit SNAP payments for fresh produce, in order to steer SNAP monies to processed food manufacturers, as a gift to the high fructose corn syrup people.  It’s why conservatives all thought giving the poor a box of canned goods was a dandy idea, rather than…

Also in congress: 

Just around the lips.