“I had a very respectful conversation with the widow of Sgt. La David Johnson, and spoke his name from beginning, without hesitation!”

Really. For 1 day, just Shut Up. Give the world a break.

It is my ultimate wish for Trump to be impeached but in the meantime I would settle for him shutting the fuck up.

To be fair, he only has two settings: yelling, and sexual harassing.

When I look at that picture, all I really want is a hornet to get sucked into his windpipe.

The president is “not happy” that HHS director Tom Price, who is pushing major cuts to his department, used taxpayer dollars to shuttle himself around the country on a private jet.

Trump increased the membership fee of Mar-a-Lago after winning the election.

Also, we didn’t die of nuclear war today, yay us!

Society allows white men to make mistakes. Women and POC not so much. It was never about her emails. Just like how people aren’t really mad at the kneeling for the national anthem. They’re mad that black men are being uppity.

John Kelly has got to be pounding down enough tums every time 45 goes out to one of his public masturbation rallies that he shits concrete.

She planted kale, not okra.

This afternoon it was reported that “Ivanka Trump opens up about experiencing post partum depression.” I don’t believe it’s true and even if it is, it’s the least she deserves.

I’m so tired. I’m just so fucking tired.

We’re all doomed or maybe this is hell I don’t know. It’s done, over, kill us, our free will shows we can’t be trusted. Smoke’em if you got’em folks it doesn’t matter anymore.

“The eighth person in the now infamous Trump Tower meeting has been ID’d as Ike Kaveladze, a US-based employee of a Russian real estate company. “

not vertically

This is some savage papal shade right here. Like, “you are an abomination of a human being who is actively working against everything I have dedicated my life to bring into this world, but I am required to receive you because you inexplicably are a head of state”-level shade.

Instantly where my brain went to. lol Death Becomes Her!