“The GM of the Cubs is Theo Epstein. He loves us.”

You just blew my mind. Apparently, the New England Patriots football squadron...has a 53-man roster...with many black players...and many white players. Upon further research, and many sleepless nights, I have found out that there are 31 other NFL squadrons whose rosters match these very same parameters. My deepest…

That was strange last week when they acquired five other players, none of whom are white.

So, if you take a 30 pound dumbbell weight, struggle to lift it right above your head, and drop it...you’ll be fine, right? The lack of gravity will totes work out, right?

Hi! I’m the President of Hawaii-for-Life...in 1961 I took a bribe from a poor family to print up a fake birth certificate, and also ordered a newspaper to print a fake birth announcement of someone from overseas, because the family said one day he would be Prez. This is my confession. I...just can’t take it anymore. I…

I’d snarkily demand a lifelong Cubs fan to “explain” why the team’s owners paid for a SuperPAC ad attacking Clinton in October, but on second thought, I’d like to think we’re both better than that. People root for their sportz teamz to win, regardless of players/owners. I hope Martellus Bennett gets his chance to turn…

Can’t argue with that.

Can’t wait for the report on what happened to Pittsburgh’s balls a couple of weeks ago.

[Francesa] is the worst, but his show is definitely one of the most popular shows in [NY], if that tells you anything about the fans...

True. The worst was when the lamestream media broke into the Watergate complex on behalf of a Republican President and committed a crime, then lied about it for two years, before resigning. The lamestream media, that is.

Cards fan?

Couldn’t agree more about A-Rod.