Go Carroll, go Carroll!

I'll just take one of these. (prays for no nibbles).

This is a better example I ran in to in Covina, CA the other day:

From recent Jalopnik articles, you know that girl is going to love cars, and get a driver's license early. Dad completely ignores her (so she'll want to get away from him as soon as possible) and she also is taken to track events. Just pick the damn kid up already and let her watch the Ferraris too.

He's a whore? Is that the answer?

Everyone loves some Rutledge, but are you the only host who's going to give TGUSA fans the time of day?

Ah yes, but what if I hadn't? I'll take the sure thing, and all the punishments provided, over a potential DUI and the life-long amount of grief that can entail.

Not getting your license switched after moving (plus 2 more for free).

Making a U-turn.

Lovely randomness. I'm going to make that my new ring tone.

Vancouver, WA. MT black (used to be red I think) Escort GT for sale at the local pick and pull for $1000. 175000 miles I think, and honestly not in to bad (looking) condition. No idea on the mechanicals as I had to walk away so I wouldn't piss my wife off and buy it.

Kate's sister, I'm pretty sure you can't get that in Canada either...Or did I miss something?

I have no fingers or toes, so I only ever learned to count to one. I'll take your word for it.

Awwwww. Thanks for the tribute Spiegel! Here's something to keep you company:

Pica. It's an interesting illness. Wife used to work at Connecticut Valley Hospital and had a patient who would eat his own shit if you didn't keep a constant eye on him.

Take Turns.

Tush turner :29-:32...I'm sold!

Is that K'iche' or Yucatec... I'd translate it more to "brain size of squirrel testicle"

Showing the interweb-geekiest side of Jalopnik today are we Wert and friends? Bravo.