I've never heard complaints before about the taste from women who've sucked on the bulge under my spare tire...

OK...Melania Trump. Or Ivanka Trump, not the Donald.

Anthony Michael Hall? I've got my reasons.

I'm more entertained by this drift.

My Top Five, in no particular order:

I had a bent wheel and to avoid a dismount fee before scrapping it, I took a Sawzall to that too to remove the tire.

Booo...I was waiting for it to burst in to flames like a Ferrari.

Or if you prefer:

This talk of Uteruses has me feeling...sheepish.

The greatest idea.

Sounds like Buckhead...I've spent time in ATL (company HQ) and I wouldn't want to ride a bike there either. I'm lucky enough to only have to ride through two people's lawns to avoid the busy roads to my local Safeway.

1. You're doing it wrong. A bike with kiddie trailer works perfectly. Then again, I do live in Portland.

I'd take it a step further to the ASC McLaren modified version. My buddy has one and it is the only one I've ever seen.

"All the gauges are functional." Well, unless you count the tach, which shows 0 rpms at idle. But who needs a tach when you have TWO gear selectors?

Everyone should do this the morning before they go get new tires (and brakes for that matter).

That's a nice Casio you have there!

Mullet man is so disappointed.

I'm sure it's the same there. And that's the point really. There is always an alternate means of transportation if his license is taken away. No need for the options to be only "bike" or "bus."

Creative solution:

You know you can make your own Oreo cookies at home with just a few ingredients: