ralphemerson
Ralph Waldo Emerson
ralphemerson

Not really, it was poor delivery which makes me unsure if it was sarcasm or stupidity...I guess around here I should always assume sarcasm first though.

On what planet are Brunei, Turkmenistan, Chad, and Chile anywhere near each other? Someone needs a geography lesson. You must be an American, right?

I just realized that the Lemke is dating my cousin...might have to see if I can get the car for a little test-drive!

I like knobs an buttons as much as the next guy (I think my STI had the perfect amount of both) but I do feel some marques have gone a little button crazy. Ever driven a new Ford Fusion? There must be 50+buttons (I dare you to count them in the picture, and some are multifunction) within the drivers reach.

No... it's the Suzuki Equatorial pygmy marmoset.

It's a suppository!

It a suppository!

An n-site "Price is Right" where contestants have to guess the actual cost of a concept/one-off car.

I know. I generalized a little but the Focus also has to be up-optioned $400 for even cruise control. So almost $20k to put on things that should be standard in the first place (yes, the packages include other stuff as well).

And all the automakers selling in the US wonder why "nobody in the USA wants a four-door with a manual transmission." If we get one, the ass holes only give us one which is discontented by motor (here), specs (Focus with drum rear brakes, wtf?), body styles (how many desirable wagons do they sell with a stick here?),

Tribeca owner:

Those Evangelicals are so conservative.

Sounds like next year I'll need to leverage those Chilean in-laws and make it to this damn thing!

I'm right there with you! We still have the TI-99 at my moms house, but we must still have 40-50 games for it. Had the voice synthesizer and everything. I never had Driving Demon but we had Munchmobile, which wasn't a racing game, but it was a car game...I still love playing those old games when feeling nostalgic.

Super Off Road. Because it was my introduction to both Porn and Greed:

It's the Mercedes ML 63 AMG of course. Everybody knows that.

Sadly, my prayers for a jackrabbit to appear in the middle of the road went unanswered...

Ummm...better, yes. Calmer, no. Having spent a few years in Chile post Pinocho I'd say probably better as a whole than the typical US driver. Total A-holes to cyclists though.

Engine Blocks...pretty gruesome if you imagine what happened to the driver.