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Fabian Knockwurst
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Midwest experiencing wind chills of 40, 50, even 60 degrees below zero—and that’s in Fahrenheit.

Come’on we gotta have the latest museum diorama side-by-side if we’re going to get a grip on the brow-ridges of our close cousins.

Pretty damn near to stealing dark-circled eyed tween male from “Meet the Robinsons” ‘goob’ isn’t it?

Just to cry into the wilderness, the Joker should never look like a P.T.Barnum clown, but rather as its creator intended (and much more alarming, sez i)

aww come’on: Mick “trump is a terrible human being” Mulvaney. We all agreed that’s how any reference to him would introduce his name. (and we can be fairly sure that the 2016 version of the Mickster would like to be remembered that way)

so “umbrella academy” penguin only with robin eye masks? makes pitching a live-actionearthworm jim” meets secret squirrel almost plausible.

RichUncleMoneybags: [unplugs cigar] “hey, my nephew tells me that this A.I. thing can write articles for your internet site thing. don’t tell me you’re still paying those smelly librul slobs!”

Seems like a terrible lot of bleed through from “The Tick” (“yeah, and what ever became of ‘Squirrel-Girl’?”)

Why at least didn’t occur to the news producer to have the kid be interviewed by someone of color?  It’s so bloody obvious.

And here i was under the misunderstanding that the “BB” was after the round shot used in kids “bb guns”; as the robot is similarly spherical [shrug]

In terms of droids having gender (which they apparently do), why did BB-8 seem to be the first to experience a transgender transition? That is, when first introduced BB-8 seemed to be feminine - any guesses as to why that honor was quashed in favor of L3-37?

One senses that we’re missing a critical chunk of information as regards the Mueller team push-back on Buzzfeed’s article. Somewhere in the order of: (1) this was actually about leak control and/or ‘not invented here’ syndrome (b) there’s a critical timing issue they’re trying to staunch - this reveal was judged too

Hugo Weaving did the whole of “V for Vendetta” behind a mask; isn’t one of Mysterio’s main deals that the fish-bowl stays on?  (and yet that couldn’t have been part of the actor’s demands?)

Come’on introduce Mick’s name in the article in the proper fashion:

Really one ought to adhere to the style book, upon the first incidence of reference to mick mulvaney his full moniker must be used:

Kill 10% > Decimate

If you thought only an old white guy could win in those lamentable states which elected trump, and you are worried about the environment/global climate change, then you really could do far worse than (Washington State governor) Jay Inslee, (despite all the abuse he gets here). Think of him as the heir apparent to Al

...but where should go to find out if HackNotice[tm] was hacked? (“HackNOTiceNotice” obviously”)

How is it even possible that there wasn’t a caption to the top photo “p’twee! p’twee!”!? And does Qanon know that they should already be referring to each other with stormtrooper serial numbers? (“yo cletis1138!”)

But not even a helmet? ah well, “scientist” dad can just make more children until he gets it right.