and a new version of Frogger.

In general: “X is stupid and you’re stupid if you support X” is stupid and if you write that headline you’re stupid. However for X:=‘electoral college’ we can fix it up with: you’re either stupid to support it, or you’re a voter in a rural area who likes having a 3x weighted vote. (and there’s a significantly greater…

This is why modern routers have channels and channel shifting ability. (probably the neighbor does too so it becomes a frequency deathmatch 6000!) Wait, screw-that, establish a company which comes in and applies “Faraday cages” to certain ‘critically determined’ walls, (whilst in reality, just staple up some hardware…

wait... does The Toxic Avenger say Shazam to transform or is that Swamp Thing? (we’re overdue for a live action version of Freakazoid, clearly)

goths can’t still be a thing. and i know this because a hipster and steampunker told me that goth is not still a thing. Furthermore this emo furry i know told me that all goths are now cybergoths. so... there’s that, ..thing.

Just to state the obvious shouldn’t Devin “simpering swine” Nunes with this superior reporting be poised to sue Dr Sophie Weiner and her fiendish enabling corporate overlords at splinternews? Isn’t that what fish-faced enemies of the people do when given access to microscopic manhood court? (“and why is the Gawker …

noun. A form of hard-driving rock ‘n’ roll originating in the 1970s, characterized by harsh lyrics attacking conventional society and popular culture, and often expressing alienation and anger.

A pathology prof i had once asserted that if he could suggest one modification to ‘god’ for human version 2.0 it would be to leave out the sinuses. Then followed a long list of nasty infections and parasites of the human sinuses. “But Professor!”, said an assertive student in the front, “Without the sinuses the human…

But yet Mick Mulvaney still considers trump a “terrible human being” right? (“oh yes, trump is a terrible human being, and clearly a racist, and supports white supremacists, he’s just not a white supremacist himself; hasn’t paid the dues, you see”)

Scary movies exist because many people want to be scared and as such sensibly make no effort not to be scared. But if you’re properly focused the unlikely viscosity of the fake ooze on the zombie mask then you’re simply not scared; instead you’re likely discover how ridiculous the whole scene is, (recall: “Ridikulus!”)…

nah... works every time. you just have to think like an engineer, where the only real fear is getting a job. boo!

If you don’t wish to be scared (and lord knows many folks really do), but social pressure forces you to be present at the scare event just consider how the scene was engineered. That is, if it’s a movie, how did they get that alien’s mouth to articulate like that? If it’s a haunted house, how are those latex innards…

Well “ironclad” anything from republicans is a non-starter. However, if you had “ironclad” evidence of a number of crimes, and you impeached the bastard, then just like the vote in the senate today about the “executive emergency” you’d get some republicans crossing. Anything that works against trump is worth trying…

And this is the president who many of the DNC leadership assert can be best dealt with by just letting him sit and winning an election against him? All the while cornering him with (justified!) legal charges, and yet “not indicting a sitting president!” producing the situation: “the moment we win the election against…

plus the animated Jafar was based on none other than Conrad Veidt (the same actor who gave us a prototype for The Joker), who was definitely a bit older and with a nice deep voice.

Does this version take place in Baghdad or its near anagram “Agrabah”?

Or far better: continue to talk all you like and don’t run.

google translate:

The Monmouth polling is better than most, however it’s still a telephone poll - which means it skews heavily toward folks who will answer a phone call from an unknown caller ID (so folks over the age of 55 are strongly favored). Next they assume that this allows for a truly random sample (which is sure as hell…

210 give or take a rancor (54 + 46 + 44 + 66 + 42) (“but they said original star wars movies!” but which edit edition? and does that include the Family Guy sockpuppet?)