not a single mention of the word “goatee” in this entire pointless discussion!? (“clearly you’re too old...” yes, way too old)

Did the same artist who invented vertical grooved chin skrulls invent thanos? (and what did they have against shaving with a blade?) By the bye, “than..ato-” is just Greek for death, (hence the brief fling with undertakers being call “thanatologists”), so when thanos was dating death it was pure narcissism (until the…

people people... you’re missing the critical issue here! namely: Why (oh why) does the woman in top photo have blue tape on her knees? (well, that and what if you want into the store with a bag full of stuff and methodically leave each item. do you end up charged a negative amount?)

..and they coulda saved the whole thing if only they’d just put the @#$! ‘teleportation-forehead-assembly’ (or TFA) on the top of Lockjaw’s head; but noOoo.

How t’hell can we be “duped by russia” when russia supports the NRA!? MRGA! (“hell, we need’r guns to defend russia ‘gainst all them there russkies!” The Russians are coming!... and they’re voting republican!)

here’s the good news: those extraterrestrial viruses? they haven’t any example human host cells to evolve into parasitism against. so those evil evil space viri when we encounter them they’ll look like harmless morons compared with our highly trained quite potentially lethal ninja flu viruseseses. (“in space : no one…

canine hemoglobin loading curves are nominal human, but feline oxygen affinity is something which bears some consideration, yep yep

trump was enraged at john kelly, now he’s furious at a odd-shaped spot on the carpet. (no blaming President Clinton for that ..now)

How about the rest of us who will suffer the knock-on effects of a lopsided economy allowing a few zillionaires to control the public discourse; will we “get what we deserve” by permitting folks like peter thiel to do as they want? (never fear, he’ll preserve your voice, for sure)

One doesn’t have to read more than about three letters before you realize they’re all quite similar (ok one seemed to understand enough to have some latent guilt). They all start with a narrow false premise, typically economic, and on that basis justify or ignore the truly egregious sociopathic trump actions. They are…

Any cable channel or group which is specially selected for trump attack gains admiration points, (even CNN). (the enemy of my enemy has sponsors to be rewarded)

plague was spread by human fleas and body lice, and not similar parasites found on rats

That was epic! Someone give these guys a truck-load of money and let them make full length videos. (ok, half before delivery, or you’ll just kill with beer and other evils)

The carat is a unit of mass, not weight, (wikipedia):

“size of two golf balls”? a carat is a unit of mass defined as 0.2 grams. so if you like: (“units ‘910 carat’ kilogram” =) 0.182 kg, or for those of us still surrounded by a quaint and antiquated system: 0.4 lbs, (or 0.16 Courics). Yet golf balls have an acceptable range of size and weight. a more amusing question…

Next up: the full list of involuntary body functions which if restrained (or even constrained) will cause lasting suffering. (and no, voting republican is not among them)

Given such tiny shreds and a relatively limited color palette what is the probability that one may find a shred which will tolerably replace the one true shred? (shreds as pixels) (I’d say on the order of 1 : 431, about the chances that this message will ever become non-grayed out)

Always remember and never forget: no great work of fiction can stand up to the stupefying powers of the time-loop episode. Time loops make the best poor and the bad even worse. (welll.... unless that’s the whole mcguffin, Marty. ok, yeah, i’ll say that in the next time go around)

hah, stopped you media types from endlessly discussing the “shithole” remark didn’t it? (well done, agent sBannon wearing Fedex delivery dropping box on the_button while getting signature!)

Are Senators Tom Cotton and David Purdue Actively Evil or Just Incredibly Stupid?