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Fabian Knockwurst
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Want a good first approximation of what to do (with your body) when? Just ask Darwin (and/or couple million years ain’t a bad trial period). So in this case, mock shivering is good bet; stand in place and shake thyself, rub your limbs, stamp n’ shake (“now yer do’n the don’t get hyperthermia blues”)

Impressively artistic. Yet the culumination of which must certainly be to eliminate those non-infinitely plastic humans altogether.

This posting is a grand example of the renown click the star/promotion of a bad situation paradox. That is, it’s vital that we stay aware of the foul behavior of our current government so: take-a-star; but it’s quite the opposite of thinking the headline presents a situation which has my approval. So when the gizmodo

Some devoted spiderman geek desperately needs to publish a table of spiderman_year and whether or not the web shooters are biological parts of spiderman or strapped on gratuitous add-ons (“no they don’t”)

Alright Alright Alright... uzw. There is no plot so worthy that casting matthew mcconaughey won’t diminish its impact. Why do they insist on casting these expensive one hat actors? (“well, first you haul in seven ‘random’ people with a promise of some fresh bean dip, and then you show them clips with (a) mcconaughey

Devil’s definition of “free-will”: when an effect is the result of a sufficient number of interacting causes such that the elucidation of the chain of events becomes impossible.

Ever notice how it’s a standard horror film requirement that if something disgusting is trying to get down your mouth that you forget you’ve got strong jaws, teeth, and a fairly powerful gag response? (“next you’ll be criticizing: ‘i’ll wait here, you go get the sheriff’”)

What nonsense! clearly Russian hackers are attempting to make it look like “US-based hackers have been attempting to make it appear that its servers are communicating with Trump”. It’s your classic double feint connection to despots feint! (“the question is, which despot to which?”)

‘arf-a-tick, Jörg Sprave grew a beard and this wasn’t reported on gizmodo!? (“you lazy bastards you”)

In the words of the immortal George Carlin: “Today medical researchers have discovered a new disease that has no symptoms”

Princess Leia would be banned in Europe! (“and don’t get me started on Ewoks”)

Whilst wallowing in a dystopian schadenfreude (go on... you get started. i’ll join you later) let’s all keep firmly in mind that these (...) trump-supporters are a minority of the populace (Hillary got ~3million more votes, trump ‘won’ by pitiful 77,700 votes sprinkled over three damned electoral college states) So we

They must’ve imposed some fairly tight ranges on height, weight, girth on those extras as they really don’t appear as an unconstrained random sampling of the female population ...yep (“the devil likes variation!”)

The headline to this post makes it seem like the bacteria found to be ejected by raindrops smell nice? And if so, do ‘harmless’ bacteria smell nicer? (“i hear that MRSA smells like lutefisk”)

Yet (forgawdsakes!) what about onions caramelizing in an InstantPot™ pressure cooker? ...s’gotta be quicker that way?  (“you can boil away water in a freezer if you wait long enough: cryo-suis-vide”)

Here’s a fun trade secret: within every broad profession there are understood to be stereotypes of abilities. trial lawyers look down upon patent lawyers etc. within the medical profession surgeons are regarded as great physical artisans, (the cabinet makers of chest cavities - if you will), but every other medical

Bashir: “Those are Klingons?”
Worf: “They are Klingons, and it is a long story.”
O’Brien: “What happened? Some kind genetic engineering?”
Bashir: “A viral mutation?”
Worf: “We do not discuss it with outsiders.”

Is Gaston (de l’intoxication à la testostérone) depicted as aware that his enabling sidekick is gay?