No one suspected it was Spicy the whole time doing the leaks (bwahaha) ..force him to get a spray tan and a different suit and see what you get! (“No one blocks the spice! the spice must ....!”)

“215 USE BY JUN 30" ... to which 215 says: what year??

whip fun fact: this creation would qualify as a “knout”. (“meh that’s only worth 9 in scrabble”)

heat some water to 100-112 degress

keeping in mind that if your kindle is arbitrarily judged “older” rebooting might end up risking connectivity ...amazon ain’t say’n.

Bring back the kindle-dx! enough of these tiny micro screens for little folks with tiny micro hands. some of us macho types gots the big hands, and we like our pdf tech pages to be there all at once booyah [tim allen grunting noises]

Bring back the kindle-dx! enough of these tiny micro screens for little folks with tiny micro hands. some of us…

or resolve whatever your digital clock currently displays (neglecting the colon) to its prime factors (11:53 can be a challenge)

Were a video leaked: “that’s not me, that’s Alec Baldwin”

Establishing an intellect of an average 7 year old is still insufficient justification for impeachment, is it? (“and what makes you think he qualifies for ‘average’?!”)

“Telsa updates autopilot to drive you to a bar instead of your polling place - Musk meeting with trump pronounced unrelated”

Properly conducted this will leave us with a government of idiots and liars, with a clear gradient toward those who can be checked off as ‘both’. (“ey, how does that represent a change?!” ...well, now it’s formally institutionalized)

letsee... no place to plug in anything... that much checks out

step one: impeach trump

And yet despite all the overt trump-bait-n-switch hypocrisy, i’d wager that you couldn’t find three avowed trump voters who now would admit regrets.