So much for being grounded to the ground

COUGH *** STATES RIGHTS *** COUGH

That’s cool and all but how far can it go between refueling ? And does it have space in the back for quintuplets, our sled dog team, and all the gear we need for our definitely-not-an-edge-case weekly roadtrip ?

Cincinnati? Get a used trophy truck.

Same.

Chris and Derek pushed the giant SUV down the ramps and into my swampy backyard, where it now sits

Bye bye Miss American Pie drove my Ford to the Fjord but the Fjord was dry.

Is it bad luck or are Mario Andretti’s children and grandchildren just not really great racers? Don’t get me wrong, they’re ok. Marco arguably deserves to be in IndyCar on merit, but he’s a midfield driver at best and the third driver on a team of 4. Winning the Indy500 for him would far more be a matter of luck than…

I see the logical conclusion of this series in the year 2030 where David has successfully driven through all 48 contiguous US states at 10mph with his extended family in the back all suffering frostbite and hypothermia after 235 hours of not sleeping since leaving his 5 acre scrap yard after forging ferrous metal…

A British energy drink founded in Croatia made in Austria recently released in US and UK which can’t really be purchased with, questionable financing, leadership, and history backing an American F1 Team run by an Italian with cars driven by French/Swiss and Danish drivers.

So I buys a Focus RS instead of an STI because “I’d rather just fix one headgasket instead of two”....

My headgasket starts to blow....

Get lit up in the comments by Subie fan-persons....

Where y’all at now?


Just messin with ya.... I know you can’t read (through a cloud of vape-fog).

Some historical notes:

Ratan Tata, age 10: “Dad, one day we’ll be the bosses of all these British imperialists. You’ll see.”

Honestly I’m not surprised.

Same dude.

- Coilovers don’t belong on street cars. No, I don’t care if your car has them and you’ve never had a problem. Fight me. That is some nice fender clearance you’ve got there...

Sigh. Yeah. That actually looks great. Too bad BMW doesn’t build wings.

The Builder:

Boeing sent this video in response to inquires about the canopy falling off.

Scrawl your message onto the piston of a non-fuctioning 30 year old Jeep then list that Jeep on craigslist as “free to a good home.” Dave Tracy will come a running and will find your message...Guaranteed.