a lot of COTD winners were really mediocre posts

Journalists: Elon Musk may not be a wizard that can bend the laws of physics to his machinations

How hard is it to not make porn in uniform?

Sex work is real work 

What if they were both bad things?  What if she just did her side job at home without using company assets?

Maybe ATC shouldn’t be a bunch of Karens.

Among other things, this dealership has a terrible communications/public relations team. They had grounds to reprimand her for this:

You get a Trabant. 911s are built by capitalists

I will stop drinking clear beer if you insist.

Just exhale into the bottles you idiots how do you not realize this?

Tired: Federal Bailout

This is a ridiculous take. If you close streets to cars, how will the mayor’s motorcade drive to Brooklyn? How will NYPD officers use parking tags in no-parking zones?

No new infections AND a 439 mile range?  Is there anything they can’t do?

A classified command uses deceptive uniforms wow what a concept

You, a fool: Why do we need a Space Force?

There is no such thing as “property,” comrade

“Canadians weird me out”

It was definitely a better car than Renault’s silly Twingo.

If a 2013 Buick LaCrosse is big enough for Shaq, it’s big enough for you

Are you suggesting that a creature as short as 6'2" is a person?