“Painting” stuff gold? What kind of “actually Notre Dame is a good school” crap is this?

Hey casting directors, I grow almost as much body hair has a cat, give me a call

Bernie bros look at the all-male Soviet leadership and see a model to emulate.

No amount of money will prevent a lecherous F1 team manager from taking a “special interest in your development.”

If you don’t buy an Alaska King you are a prude who doesn’t deserve human connection.

We have gone over six months without Blake Z. Rong content, and that is outrageous.

It’s outrageous that a car named the Great Six only has four cylinders.

It’s what Vyacheslav Molotov would want.

Rambo was a lib owning the succs

The T-72 was built to own all the libs

Why put your money in index funds when you can put your money in weapons for the coming revolution?

Immigrant cars doing the work that American cars refuse to do.

Sure but we have a consulting fee.

Having seen Americans, none live an active lifestyle.  Unless grocery shopping counts as active.

Weird Flex but ok

Me: this guy is a crook and a scoundrel

After a thorough investigation, I can report that this car does not exist.

I apologize for nothing

I hate to be the one to tell you this Justin, but you have ran afoul of the Tweet Police.

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