Get used to it.  We now live without Ernie’s grace.

If you can only buy one, buy the best one

You just want an electric Econoline

Please don’t put lithium batteries in your stove.

Personally, I only buy my used batteries from people who wear real fedoras.  None of this week trilby crap.

Ferrari is the Jeb! of Formula 1.

I don’t remember “L’Internationale” mentioning borders.

One Union, unless they're foreigners, then screw 'em

That would scare the Americans

European freight rail is complete ass, and the roads are clogged with trucks because of it

Michael pay Raph so he can buy a Skyline Sedan

For anyone looking for the rear seat heat

Oddly, quate means quiet

If Boeing had built a larger employee parking lot, they could continue 737 Max production.

The stoppage is due to Boeing run out of space to put airplanes.

She bought so many stocks the publicly-traded index is now the S&P 499

The plot is pretty simple

It makes sense if you realize that Twitter users are terrible and deserve an inferior trailer

“$66M on any one group of items is too much.”

Fancy Kristen has misplaced more than $66 million in jewelry and still hasn’t noticed.