“who needs that much jewelry on-hand” have you ever met a fancy person?

Inflation: exists

I could maybe see an argument that Uber is denying life, liberty, and property from the people who agree to drive for them.

Do the Americans have a clause in their constitution that says “You can’t do forced arbitration yo?”

Rideshare Drivers United should just create stacks of these postcards addressed to Uber

Just don’t buy fossil fuels

Buy her a Formula Ford and a year’s supply of tires and fuel.

At best only about a third of the drivers in F1 are “qualified” to drive in F1

Don’t write a press release just hire a woman lol 

Gotta diversity your customer base to survive and thrive yo

lolno

no

The most accurate sentence would be “the first all-electric Mercedes-Benz that doesn’t feel like a personal insult to the good people of Rastatt.”

just let the past die

umm Americans can buy an Electric Mercedes-Benz now

If you’re poor, your boat has a dinghy

Whoever made this video thumbnail deserves a raise

It hasn’t even been 24 hours since Boris won a majority and he is already ruining Britain.

I also dislike the Lakers but this is a ridiculous take

A twin turboprop