All colors are brown, everything is just shades of more brown or less brown.

This is what Mercedes-Benz calls “color” for the 2017 S-Class. Only five almost-indistinguishable blacks to pick from? This palette looks like the rainbows you see in the People’s Republic of Imgonnafuckingkillmyselfistan.

The principles of the four stroke internal hambustion engine are rather simple:

“What were you thinking? You could have been robbed!”

If the American Motors Corporation were around today, it would want you to get out there and drive like a champion.

You know how to MONITOR the manifold, you just don’t know how to MANAGE the manifold. And that’s really the most important part of the manifold. Anybody can just monitor ‘em.

“you know what?”

I think auto racing gets the reputation for being dangerous due to how loud and scary it seems. In reality, the fatality rate was around 5.9 per 100k between 1989-2000, according to data from the SCCA. That’s not terribly high, especially considering that motorsports safety made massive strides in the late 90's and…

Oh, man. I’m a defense attorney and “cop talk” is so infuriating.

“After exiting my cruiser, I approached the domicile with my standard issue service weapon remaining holstered on my right side. After surveying the grounds, I indicated my presence by activating the doorbell. When the occupant responded and unlatched…

I am an engineer. I can confirm this.

These are all good. My big ones are Tailgating, blocking the box, and LITERALLY PAYING ZERO ATTENTION WHEN MERGING AND JUST TAILGATING THE CAR IN FRONT OF YOU ALL THE WAY DOWN THE RAMP AND NOT TURNING YOUR HEAD EVEN ONCE TO SEE THE TRAFFIC YOU HAVE TO MERGE INTO AND OMFG...

Hey Kristen, ok so, typically I have to be pretty judgmental about the people on the road, since I’m likely only going to see them once in my entire lifetime. In other words, I don’t have time to watch for a pattern of behavior- I must immediately make a decision regarding their driving ability based on what they’re…

When you’re coming up on someone on the highway, and they’re too afraid to use cruise control, and instead of being steady with their foot, their speed fluctuates between 65-85, and I’m forced to pass you 6 times because every time I pass you, you speed up top 85 and then pass me and then slow down to 65, or I’m stuck…

While I’m not the greatest driver in the world, my car is full of small dents and scratches because I can’t really afford to fix it every time someone in a parking lot miscalculate.

Honestly I prefer to run with my lights on all the time period. You never know when the added visibility of your car will help.