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One thing you'd think the media would learn is that when Nintendo dances around something, it means they've got something in the works they don't want spoiled. Also, if they flat-out deny something, that means it's 99% true. Very rarely does Nintendo say anything except "we don't comment on rumors and speculation"

So, not only is the consoles firmware unfinished and it's HUGE as shit, but it still has that retarded touch-sensor power button, and a big ass power brick too? Ugh.

Pretty much every CONSOLE release of Dragon Warrior/Quest is a lengthy, story-heavy grind-fest. That's just the nature of the beast since the first one.

Isn't this pretty much exactly what happened with Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver?

Your definition of poor tutorial versus good tutorial is the lack of a pause in the game to tell you how to use shit. As if you can't stop playing the Wii U version to read the screen on the pad... Seems pretty nit picky.

herp derp derp

People want to blame Tommo for fucking this up, but Tommo has been producing cheap crap and leeching off old licenses for years, so they've done nothing different than anyone should have expected from Tommo.

The saddest part about this is that by the time they have a product to provide, it will be so completely out of date that nobody will want it...

Apparently, it is YOU who is not real, because there is no one on this earth who doesn't lie at some point. Go back under your bridge, troll.

I think it needs to be mentioned how much more badass Nintendo's Wii U 360-degree Panorama view video of a flight is than this...

Boo fucking hoo, Japan.

I know it's disheartening to see people not giving your game a glowing score and all, but the reason ratings even exist is because there are more mediocre and bad games that excellent ones, and at $60+ a pop, most of us don't want to find out the hard way that we bought another Aliens Colonial Marines.

Heart, shark. Money please!

Your drive through Georgia reminded me of how flat, empty and bland that state is...that, SC and FL. All pretty horrible places I wasted a decade of my life in, but I guess Georgia was the least worst.

I don't know if I'd call 500,000 copies of a game "rare". Just limited...and not very limited at that, considering many games have trouble shipping a million copies.

First, I've been doing this since 1983, so I know about old shit and what happened back then and consumers weren't confused by name iterations like they are apparently now. Go back and look at shit like VIC-20 versus C-64, etc. People knew the difference without having to be spoon-fed. The problem is that people

Ummm, no. The difference in names Nintendo Entertainment System and Super Nintendo Entertainment System aren't exactly any more or less obvious than adding a number or letter. Nintendo 64 doesn't make any connotations to anyone who doesn't keep track of bits. It wasn't until GameCube that they put a very different

I don't get it. Honestly. Why is it that putting a 2 after the system name is so much less confusing that putting a letter? I mean, really. Is the giant blue U harder to see than a giant blue 2?