Sounds kind of like Slap Happy Rhythm Busters to me.

The Ambassador program had no bearing on 3DS sales, the price drop and subsequent slew of games did. And they've essentially done similar measures for early adopters: Digital Deluxe Promotion gives you $5 for every $50 you spend...and early adopters got the first 8 VC releases for $0.30 each. Plus, there have been…

I'm pretty sure "gamer" is just short for hardcore gamer, but the general public doesn't understand that so people like her who just play shit on occasion think they're quote "gamers", and the actual ones get offended because they're coming off like total posers.

I think I'm less offended by Aisha's fake gamer card than Jimmy Fallon's. She seems to use it much less frequently, and to be fair, she probably thinks she IS a gamer simply because she likes to play games occasionally. Fallon is a poser of the nth degree, and he constantly fakes that shit on his show when he has…

I was trying to figure out what the bottom middle one with the hat was doing, then I realized he was snapping, lol.

I remember wanting to beat this game so bad when I was younger, but I never did get past the triceratops part, and I spent wayyyyy too much time wandering all lost and watching the beard guy discuss dinosaurs.

Is this an adventure game for hipsters? Because that's the vibe I'm getting.

Ummm, I'm not fluent in Japanese so I could maybe be mistaken, BUT I'm pretty damn sure this is simply a 3DS re-make of DQM2 from GBC. The key in the announcement website's title is the same key that Cobi carries.

Assuming that's the case, I'm sure you have to tick a box agreeing to those terms of service...so, you've given consent to MS...but not anyone else.

Isn't recording this illegal without letting him know they're recording it under those wacky wire-tapping laws?

I could give two shits about Mario Kart Arcade. They need to port F-Zero AX to a console...now that was a fun arcade racer.

Yeah, but how hard is it to make a hi-res texture pack, right? Joe Nobody modders who don't even get paid do it rather easy for PC games.

Now that would be a neat idea to add to Mario Kart, player selected powerups. I mean, they do it in deathmatch shooters and it worked great for N64 Goldeneye so why not Mario Kart?

I think Double Dash was probably my favorite Mario Kart outside of the SNES one. And like I said, the DS one was decent and probably the biggest gripe I have about the DS one is the multiplayer was far too abused and really that's 1/2 of a MK game.

It wasn't horrible or anything but everything just felt so bland, yes. The only fun I had out of it was taking a stupid face pic before the match, and to a lesser degree playing against other people, but even then the fun was limited.

Dude, it's fucking Mario Kart. It's supposed to be fun.

Blue shells don't bother me near as much as the whole punishment system for succeeding, and bolstering losers. It's too fucking hard to play the game if you're any good at it because all of the shitty players are too busy in 9th place dropping blue shells, lightening, and chain chomps on you.

Double Dash was the last great Mario Kart. DS wasn't too bad.

I lived in Japan for a good long time and played the prior Mario Kart arcade versions, and I always felt they were vastly inferior to the console versions. The races are too short (obviously for money reasons), the tracks are generally uninspired, the control is wonky, the character selection sucked, and more…

Twilight Princess was a beautiful fucking game. I'd rather see its original visuals re-skinned in HD.