Boo fucking hoo, Japan.

I know it's disheartening to see people not giving your game a glowing score and all, but the reason ratings even exist is because there are more mediocre and bad games that excellent ones, and at $60+ a pop, most of us don't want to find out the hard way that we bought another Aliens Colonial Marines.

Heart, shark. Money please!

Your drive through Georgia reminded me of how flat, empty and bland that state is...that, SC and FL. All pretty horrible places I wasted a decade of my life in, but I guess Georgia was the least worst.

I don't know if I'd call 500,000 copies of a game "rare". Just limited...and not very limited at that, considering many games have trouble shipping a million copies.

First, I've been doing this since 1983, so I know about old shit and what happened back then and consumers weren't confused by name iterations like they are apparently now. Go back and look at shit like VIC-20 versus C-64, etc. People knew the difference without having to be spoon-fed. The problem is that people…

Ummm, no. The difference in names Nintendo Entertainment System and Super Nintendo Entertainment System aren't exactly any more or less obvious than adding a number or letter. Nintendo 64 doesn't make any connotations to anyone who doesn't keep track of bits. It wasn't until GameCube that they put a very different…

I don't get it. Honestly. Why is it that putting a 2 after the system name is so much less confusing that putting a letter? I mean, really. Is the giant blue U harder to see than a giant blue 2?

Sounds kind of like Slap Happy Rhythm Busters to me.

The Ambassador program had no bearing on 3DS sales, the price drop and subsequent slew of games did. And they've essentially done similar measures for early adopters: Digital Deluxe Promotion gives you $5 for every $50 you spend...and early adopters got the first 8 VC releases for $0.30 each. Plus, there have been…

I'm pretty sure "gamer" is just short for hardcore gamer, but the general public doesn't understand that so people like her who just play shit on occasion think they're quote "gamers", and the actual ones get offended because they're coming off like total posers.

I think I'm less offended by Aisha's fake gamer card than Jimmy Fallon's. She seems to use it much less frequently, and to be fair, she probably thinks she IS a gamer simply because she likes to play games occasionally. Fallon is a poser of the nth degree, and he constantly fakes that shit on his show when he has…

I was trying to figure out what the bottom middle one with the hat was doing, then I realized he was snapping, lol.

I remember wanting to beat this game so bad when I was younger, but I never did get past the triceratops part, and I spent wayyyyy too much time wandering all lost and watching the beard guy discuss dinosaurs.

Is this an adventure game for hipsters? Because that's the vibe I'm getting.

Ummm, I'm not fluent in Japanese so I could maybe be mistaken, BUT I'm pretty damn sure this is simply a 3DS re-make of DQM2 from GBC. The key in the announcement website's title is the same key that Cobi carries.

Assuming that's the case, I'm sure you have to tick a box agreeing to those terms of service...so, you've given consent to MS...but not anyone else.

Isn't recording this illegal without letting him know they're recording it under those wacky wire-tapping laws?