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Rakugaki Showtime
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I could give two shits about Mario Kart Arcade. They need to port F-Zero AX to a console...now that was a fun arcade racer.

Yeah, but how hard is it to make a hi-res texture pack, right? Joe Nobody modders who don't even get paid do it rather easy for PC games.

Now that would be a neat idea to add to Mario Kart, player selected powerups. I mean, they do it in deathmatch shooters and it worked great for N64 Goldeneye so why not Mario Kart?

I think Double Dash was probably my favorite Mario Kart outside of the SNES one. And like I said, the DS one was decent and probably the biggest gripe I have about the DS one is the multiplayer was far too abused and really that's 1/2 of a MK game.

It wasn't horrible or anything but everything just felt so bland, yes. The only fun I had out of it was taking a stupid face pic before the match, and to a lesser degree playing against other people, but even then the fun was limited.

Dude, it's fucking Mario Kart. It's supposed to be fun.

Blue shells don't bother me near as much as the whole punishment system for succeeding, and bolstering losers. It's too fucking hard to play the game if you're any good at it because all of the shitty players are too busy in 9th place dropping blue shells, lightening, and chain chomps on you.

Double Dash was the last great Mario Kart. DS wasn't too bad.

I lived in Japan for a good long time and played the prior Mario Kart arcade versions, and I always felt they were vastly inferior to the console versions. The races are too short (obviously for money reasons), the tracks are generally uninspired, the control is wonky, the character selection sucked, and more

Twilight Princess was a beautiful fucking game. I'd rather see its original visuals re-skinned in HD.

Every time I see a video advertising a Killzone game, I get all amped because it looks so amazing an intense, and then I buy the game and I'm quickly disappointed at how bland and repetitive and unoriginal everything is past the first level.

ROBOCOP FRIED CHICKEN?! Holy fuck, I'm sold!

The fact that THIS is what we've come down to, and that this is even a thing makes me sad for America and our pathetically overly-frightened society.

So, considering there's like absolutely nothing to shoot at or shoot at you, I'm pretty sure you can't call this a shoot em up.

It looks better than Aliens: Colonial Marines.

I almost pooped myself when I saw the result of the "remove the reflection" one.

Fuck it. Make it single-player only and offline for all I care, just bring that shit here! Hell, I'd prefer it be offline anyways.

Kappa Sushi has been doing this for years.

The omission of HarmoKnight saddens me.

I don't even like Pokemon and I want to have massive sex with this machine. That is fantastic looking. This needs to come to the US.