Oh Jesus, now Kotaku is going to get a Scold Patrol?

Why is this obvious pile of shit getting so much media coverage? It looks terrible. How about some coverage for Armikrog? You know, which actually looks good and is on the verge of not meeting its goal by tomorrow also.

Does anyone else sense a hint of Cosmic Fantasy 2 in this as well?

I thought I was pretty clear I would have preferred at least a cliché ending to fit the rest of the clichéd game as opposed to a non-existent ending.

Again, I say who gives a shit! More important things are going down and need immediate media attention!!

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She also says "fuck" and "shit" a whoooooole lot throughout the game. I don't know what that has to do with this article, but whatever; just like the ending of the game.

I didn't see her "okay" as an actual acceptance. It's no different than when I lie to my wife who knows I'm lying and she says "okay", but then later she calls me out on it. How do you know she "has someone to live for"? That's all asumption based on how you chose to translate that awkward exchange they had before…

PETA will be up in arms!!!

The only thing that can stop a bad video game with a gun is a good video game with a gun.

I must be the only person who thought it was a terrible fucking ending. There was no resolution, reasoning, it just happened and that was it. So, all the toil and trouble and brutal bullshit you suffered through for 14 hours was for nothing; absolutely nothing.

Sorry, this looks generic and ugly.

Meanwhile, America's problems with Dragon Quest X is that we don't even have it to play at all...

What's most sad about this is that pretty much everyone who isn't employed by Sega knows how to make good Sonic games.

Cocoa Brovaz did this shit years ago...

I know you're not dissing on Super Princess Peach. That game was fucking fun.

No shit, Sherlock. I'm watching the video.

I'm an hour and a half into this video and I'm pretty disappointed this is basically just a damn zombie game, and the Elle plot point is so cliché.

Anyone who says Nintendo should go software only is begging for another game market crash. You're basically saying you trust the two massive conglomerates to not be greedy and have a duopoly on the hardware market. You think attempted DRM is bad now, and hardware failure rates are high now? If it comes down to the…

I liked Pokemon back in the day when the monsters were all very simple representations of shit that mostly existed in real life. Now, they're giant colorful Rorschach tests.