I remember when Hot Pockets used to be filled to the brim with shit inside. Now they're just mostly flat and bread, or hollow and bread. It's about as bad as how candy bars have gotten; smaller but with a higher price.

My graphic novel coming out soon has a black lead...so there's that. It's meant to be like an 80's action movie. You can read the preview here:

Pretty much everything about that game was great except that triforce fetch quest at the end; it was pretty shit and really ruined the game there right at the end. If they can fix that shit by like spreading out the triforce gathering bit by bit as you go through the main quest, that would be perfect.

What the fuck happened to Ninja Gaiden? I think I'll stick with the 8 bit ones.

Amazon is selling Pikmin 3 right now for like $56

So, let me get this straight: When Nintendo releases sequels to all of their big franchises and expands the worlds and makes shit more fun and fresh, it's all just a tepid rehash... and when Halo 5, GT5, Killzone 4, CoD13, or anything else comes up with another iteration of the same but better then those are…

If that's high quality rubber, I'd hate to see the low quality rubber.

I think this warrants an oldschool motivational poster.

Just get Double Fine to publish it, and then they'll slap up another Kickstarter and it'll be funded in 24 hours.

Too violent for Nintendo to approve, and Link looked terrible. The reason why a real Zelda film will never work is because getting the characters right is one of the hardest tasks apparently. Everyone wants to try so hard to make the characters into essentially a cosplay because they want it to match up to the…

"If you've never seen the movie or read the manual"

That's kind of my whole point though...if they don't say it or show it, then what's the point of even claiming your character is gay? It's a trait for a character that doesn't matter at all in most cases, so it's pointless to even shoehorn it in unless you're going to just go balls-out with it.

Little known fact: Most conflicts in the past 1950 years have been resolved with words. Then video was invented and everything went to hell.

Ok, but if I repeat what I've been saying: How do you know your favorite characters AREN'T gay? Most characters don't make it a huge point to say how much they love girls, so instead of assuming they're straight, assume they're gay. Sonic is probably gay. We all know Tails is, right?

And aside from saying or showing the gayness, then how else do you differentiate them from "normal" people?

It's possible and I'm sure it happens, but how many cases are there where the story calls for it? The game in question is clearly not that game; it's pretty obviously a comedy or a caricature, and on purpose. How many games like that are there? Probably equal or less than the serious gay roles. But in either case,…

Iiiiiii'm pretty sure being gay steroetyped doesn't equate to racism. You can't really hide being black. Nobody knows you're gay unless you say something or get seen doing something.

You know why people don't want to hear you talk about it? Because look at your audience. They're talking about shit with people they relate with, and if you're the only one in the room talking about rubbing dicks together, it's going to feel weird because they can't relate. So, yeah, of course they're going to feel…

Off topic (sorta): Do gay people even LIKE gay porn?

The whole thing is pointless. Nobody cares where you want to put your dick, and it's irrelevant to 99.9% of stories that don't wholly revolve around purely gay characters. When I'm shooting the fuck out of Locusts, I don't stop and think to myself that maybe Baird is gay.