I must be the only person who thought it was a terrible fucking ending. There was no resolution, reasoning, it just happened and that was it. So, all the toil and trouble and brutal bullshit you suffered through for 14 hours was for nothing; absolutely nothing.

Sorry, this looks generic and ugly.

Meanwhile, America's problems with Dragon Quest X is that we don't even have it to play at all...

What's most sad about this is that pretty much everyone who isn't employed by Sega knows how to make good Sonic games.

Cocoa Brovaz did this shit years ago...

I know you're not dissing on Super Princess Peach. That game was fucking fun.

No shit, Sherlock. I'm watching the video.

I'm an hour and a half into this video and I'm pretty disappointed this is basically just a damn zombie game, and the Elle plot point is so cliché.

Anyone who says Nintendo should go software only is begging for another game market crash. You're basically saying you trust the two massive conglomerates to not be greedy and have a duopoly on the hardware market. You think attempted DRM is bad now, and hardware failure rates are high now? If it comes down to the…

I liked Pokemon back in the day when the monsters were all very simple representations of shit that mostly existed in real life. Now, they're giant colorful Rorschach tests.

I remember when Hot Pockets used to be filled to the brim with shit inside. Now they're just mostly flat and bread, or hollow and bread. It's about as bad as how candy bars have gotten; smaller but with a higher price.

My graphic novel coming out soon has a black lead...so there's that. It's meant to be like an 80's action movie. You can read the preview here:

Pretty much everything about that game was great except that triforce fetch quest at the end; it was pretty shit and really ruined the game there right at the end. If they can fix that shit by like spreading out the triforce gathering bit by bit as you go through the main quest, that would be perfect.

What the fuck happened to Ninja Gaiden? I think I'll stick with the 8 bit ones.

Amazon is selling Pikmin 3 right now for like $56

So, let me get this straight: When Nintendo releases sequels to all of their big franchises and expands the worlds and makes shit more fun and fresh, it's all just a tepid rehash... and when Halo 5, GT5, Killzone 4, CoD13, or anything else comes up with another iteration of the same but better then those are…

If that's high quality rubber, I'd hate to see the low quality rubber.

I think this warrants an oldschool motivational poster.

Just get Double Fine to publish it, and then they'll slap up another Kickstarter and it'll be funded in 24 hours.

Too violent for Nintendo to approve, and Link looked terrible. The reason why a real Zelda film will never work is because getting the characters right is one of the hardest tasks apparently. Everyone wants to try so hard to make the characters into essentially a cosplay because they want it to match up to the…