I don't know if I'd call this rap so much as hiphop(?). I remember when rap used to have a message, and actually rhymed.

You guys missed the parking lot diagram with the Ouya booth. :p

The bigger problem with this new gen is that everyone is now stuck on branding, and are too afraid that putting something with a new name will "confuse" consumers. This all comes from the whole idea of gaining and keeping the casual market into console gaming.

Can you find out who painted the Dragon Warrior 2 box art for me? Now that would be interesting.

So, Sony has gone from a George Foreman grill to a waffle maker?

Ugh. If there's one thing I've always hated since the dawn of 3D gaming; it's that damn overly-loud footstep sound. It's rampant, and most of the time it sounds like someone punching a plastic bag.

Definitely.

I predict that Kotaku will piss itself like an overly excited dog, and then go back to spending the next 6 months shitting on the Wii U at every chance.

I swear to God, Kotaku...if you fuckers are the reason we don't get Eternal Darkness 2...I swear to fucking God.

I came.

PS4 cameltoe.

So, basically the PS4 is a black block with a shitload of vents? Because that's all I got from the vid.

Head isn't big enough, and he should have a machete. Purple jumpsuit is sufficiently purple.

NSMBU is the closest thing to a true SMW2 you're ever going to see. It's a fantastic game.

So, to like a Mario game you must be gay, but liking CoD is manly and awesome, right?

I wonder if you'll be punished for using Nabbit like you get punished for using the help blocks. (By punished, Imean a lack of your save file getting all 5 shiny stars).

OMG, yes, Riddler is so fucking hard to beat. Almost as hard as Krang.

By the end of the game, it was a chore and boring. While discovering new places and shit, it was fantastic. But during the triforce fetching and whatnot, it was annoying as hell.

Waist up, looks pretty badass... everything waist and below? Yikes. Disproportionate.

Why does he look so bulky and constipated?