I've been pretty balls deep into gaming since 1983, and if I were to pinpoint the time when gaming went mainstream, it was somewhere between Dreamcast and PS2's lifecycles. I know a lot of people fell into the whole 'PS2 is a DVD player' deal who weren't originally gamers...but I also know of a few people personally…

I'd like to check her multipass, if you know what I'm sayin'...

Which one was Chobot?

That's pretty gangtsa.

The first time I recall the BRAM was in the District 9 trailer.

Except even with the permanent deaths, the game was way too easy to breeze through and only lose like 2-3 people out of like 20 available.

That's what I'm saying...when they first said a remake was coming, I imagined something more along the lines of Shadow Complex in terms of graphics and 2.5D gameplay.

As a fan of the original, I would have hoped they would have taken the "remake" seriously, but alas it look like a generic pile of shit masked as Karateka.

Didn't they give one of these to that Medal of Honor guy who tried to chuck a grenade back and blew his hand off?

That actually kind of sounded like a threat to me more than a welcoming...

Is this anything like Iron Fist Pillage? Because that was also retarded, but good.

I have this nagging feeling that if I ever finally decide to play the Halo series I'll be as horribly let down as I was with Gears of War.

If President Camacho doesn't win this by a landslide, there's a problem, and it ain't a lack of lectrolytes.

This is the OG pimp right here.

Well, the 7-10 days it would take me to download a 16GB game through my shitty DSL connection makes me think I'm better off copping out the extra $10 to have instant gratification.

Sooooo, now we get to look forward to 23 hours of Ninja Warrior repeats instead of 22 hours worth?

Are we really having this conversation?

I'm sorry, but as a connoisseur of legitimately bad movies, I can't stand when films like this try too hard to be funny and bad, but completely miss the mark by riding the line of parody and unfunny comedy. There's definitely a possibility to be both an homage to bad 80's movies without trying to border on comedy;…