So, it's a repeat of House of the Dead, but in an urban environment...

This is true.

Or they could have taken a smaller scale approach to sequels (being that there are only 6 of them) and had the games take place in small towns or inside single large buildings (ala Die Hard) and kept the core gameplay intact.

And why not? You can have a story arc without fucking with the core gameplay, genre and style.

I sent a couple of emails to the address I found here, but didn't get a reply....so I'm not sure if I biffed something up or if they're going to junk mail or what, but I sent em.

Correction: Ate pieces of the guy's ass.

I'm not offended by this in any way, I just didn't find it to be entertaining or funny in any fashion. Pretty lame attempt here. If you're going to be offensive for the sake of comedy, at least be funny.

Look at their demographics for this though. It's like 40% women over 30, and a handful of people who actually spend time outside.

Psh! The Japanese beat the Chinese to the punch years ago, and even have a home version.

There's a severe lack of exploding sand ninjas, and ninjas coming out from inside other ninjas as seen in Duel to the Death.

I lost my sense of smell/taste for a week for absolutely no reason, and while it freaked me out for the first day or two, I got over it and it really didn't bother me as much as you'd think...I actually started eating things I normally wouldn't like just because they were cheap and I didn't care. The only thing that…

This would be a fantastic idea if they'd lose Short Round, and if I knew there wouldn't be any "cartoon" antics. Of course, being a toon, it doesn't have to me pure serious, but I wouldn't want to see a bunch of over-the-top ridiculousness just because it's a toon.

And the fact that you can dock it to a pseudo-console to play in HD through an HDMI port doesn't persuade you at all? That's the main reason I'm getting one. HD Neo Geo? Yes please.

Reminds me of this...

Fuck this whiny bullshit. Would the same people be bitchy if Bayonetta 2 were a 360 exclusive? This is just whiny bitch gamers on ONE SIDE of the fence who think Nintendo is for babies and think that somehow ONE GAME release entitles them to a series on ONE CONSOLE. It's not a long-running established series with…

Apparently neither does the Wii U Pro, right? ...so let's all go cry a river...or just use the GamePad. The biggest bitch here is that the controller is light, and really that's a shitty complaint, almost like we're just looking for something to dislike. Is the force-feedback confirmed to be shit or was it just…

I fail to see the issue when clearly you can just use a Wii Classic Controller Pro and STFU.

Here's my question to your question: Who gives a fuck?

Wow, these points are completely, COMPLETELY, asinine if you actually read the article:

You know what...I feel like this is one of those times when it would have been vastly better to make like 20 concept pieces and posted them on the RoboCop pre-production movie website and have the people vote. Obviously being the internet, you can't trust the #1 choice will be the real one, but at least it'll give…