He did cover up a pedophile ring, covered for a murderer, and killed a man by forcing him to do a dangerous stunt knowing he cheaped out on the rigging. What about all the performers he killed indirectly by supplying them with easy access to steroids and painkillers? Plus we don’t know what WSJ or Real Sports will…

Vince was probably the main reason Bork could get away with such a massive contract and do almost nothing.

“What kind of clown is THAT devoted to a leader that actively uses and abuses the people under him?” LOL I’d have thought that the Trump years would have shown you that this behavior is far from uncommon.

I actually had the opposite reaction, where I found the gameplay engaging (though not ground breaking) while I found the story very contrived. I was very burnt out on ‘dad stories’ by this point, in both games and film, and while the story was well told it was something I had seen multiple times by that point.

I haven’t failed a game with its premise in the title this fast since Don’t Shit Your Pants.

To all the commenters getting strangely heated over this opinion article:

aggressively woke

Meh. 10/10 was able to knock things over through the entire game.

I mean, there are a ton of things we can’t do better than a computer, but sitting around being complacent and letting a machine do everything isn’t fun for everyone. Besides, beating another human at chess has nothing to do with computers in the first place.

It doesn’t change into anything, it’s been advertised as a scifi adventure game from the start. Literally everything mentioned in this article was shown clearly in trailers.

I mean, fair point overall. I won’t let a single review change my mind, but I will let this information temper my expectations. Kotaku is generally a shadow of its former self, and maybe even a shadow of that shadow. Agree that that is primarily what I come here for also. That said, John is one of the more intentional…

The game is great. You really should play it. 

“Passion must be the main driver”

Meh. 10/10 was able to knock things over through the entire game. From the very first trailer we knew it involved a cat and robots. In the game the cat did cat things and robots did robot things. Id say all accounts I knew what I was getting in to the moment the game was announced. Only thing I didnt see coming was…

The “shooting” part, which admittedly isn’t the strongest point, ends up being such a small percentage of the game it seems weird to focus on it at all.

To add some context, when I worked at GameStop (wow, just over a decade ago), we would “penny out” items that were no longer worth their shelf space. This was generally stuff like extremely dated strategy guides and games for platforms we were no longer supporting. I worked there as they phased out PC games, so those…

*Goes out to buy a bag of nuts and a bear trap*

So yeah, haha penis funny haha, but lets focus on the important thing here.

“Dick bean” sounds like a playground insult that I would have thought was hilarious when I was 10.

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