So, I see you decided to not include the story I emailed to you about how I spent a lot of 2016 masturbating as I played Monster Hunter X, even though it fit exactly within the parameters of this article.

I was VERY disappointed that the FFXV porn was about the sex-doll mechanic and not the obvious choice about 4 bros camping it up in the wilderness.

I’ve only seen one, and I’m still solidly in the Connery camp. Not for his views on women (archaic) but I think the character is best represented by the way he plays it. It’s fantasy, and not everything has to fall in line with the current thinking on gender relations. The new Bond stuff has him as a bit of a…

I, for one, applaud Ms. Hornbeck’s stance. But it got me thinking, what about other areas? There sure is a lot of rape and objectifying women in the Greek myths. Can’t we scrub those clean of the distasteful parts before presenting them? I mean, the gods themselves would come down from Olympus and get all rapey with…

he’s saying one minor part was a bug, and defending his overall execution of the system.

It should literally be several minutes of the game being played.

All religions are wrong. We'd be much better off if everyone would just accept that and move on.

Who also happen to be acting like patent trolls...

“Illusory Chozo ahead.”

“Try morph ball fatty!”

“Try bomb but hole.”

...I’ll see myself out.

I love the symmetry of the comment, the article and your user name.

alright. i can dig it.

i get it, it takes a lot of work to get the necessary materials for progress, but if i run into any more zubat i will fucking kill a stranger

I’m going to have the most powerful army of Raticates in my neighborhood. (Seriously, that’s all there is. I squealed so hard I woke up my wife when a Bulbasaur appeared in my front yard last night.)

I know it’s not a favorite of most people, but I love the art design of Dishonored. The exaggerated human designs look like paintings of sorts, and help highlight how ugly the world seemingly is.

Not mine, but I love it

You have to take those big tongs they use to carry around giant blocks of ice, brace your feet against the computer then pull with all of your might. If you are doing it right, you’ll be perpendicular to the front of the computer. If you manage to win, it will respect you from now on and won’t challenge your authority.

Would love to see a physics-based RTS where units don’t have set attack values, but instead projectile velocity and material that interacts with the material it hits.