No wonder Meghan knows her way around royalty. Her dad is a fucking drama queen.

Of course, it doesn’t make any sense, as shown in this tweet where Jennifer Mendelsohn just obliterates Tomi :)

Some of the responses to Tami’s tweet are pretty great.

Concern over my family embarrassing me is the only reason I never married into royalty.

Haha yeah, I think I got whiplash reading that because of how quickly he contradicted the first thing he said with the second thing he said.

Probably benign kidney tumor, as reported. Though a week-long stay in a hospital seems a bit excessive...as someone pointed out in the Splinter FB post, this would be an outpatient procedure for any schmuck on normal American insurance.

To be fair, as gross as we may think it is, assholes serve a vital biological function.

Yes.

I have no idea what’s going on here.

I never get guys who are like, “Why do I have to say Happy Mother’s Day to her? She’s my wife, not my mother.” Hey asshole, she gave birth to your kids. Buy her a fucking card. These guys exist, and Trump is their king.

And here’s Obama’s tweet:

He can’t even manage warmth in a Mother’s Day message. And not a single word about the mother of his youngest child — because of course he was fucking porn stars and Playmates right after she gave birth. And it’s also worth saying: A bigger man also would find it in his heart to be gracious about the mothers (ahem,…

the only way to stop a bad mom with a gun is a good mom with a gun.

his goto uplifting Mother’s day thought is:

Mom’s build great arsenals?!?

I like the Kardashians, but putting a filter on that baby, in her very first public debut, makes me so so sad deep inside. This filter literally adds eyelashes, freckles and a soft glow to a brand new baby’s face. For what purpose?

bye everybody!

if i’ve been bamboozled by an ig filter, then someone’s gonna pay.

She is a national treasure. I love how she has zero fucks to spare for those republican pricks.

I will not yield. Not one second. Not one second.