I didn’t even think of that! Thanks! ETA- and I live here. lol

I always end up with so many more questions after reading a story like this. Did he stay inside for 2 years, too? How did he prevent them from leaving when he was asleep or out - I am scared it was drugs or physically locking them up. Wouldn’t the 11-year-old have been registered in a school district at some point -…

can we PLEASE hack into Fox News and plaster this shit on the front page? Their consumers won’t hear a word about it.

·On Wednesday afternoon, Donald Trump unveiled controversial legislation aimed at reducing legal immigration in the United States. Joined by Eudora Welty caricatures Tom Cotton (R-AK) and David Perdue (R-GA), Trump rolled out the RAISE Act ... which would cut the number of legal migrants entering the U.S. by roughly…

Remember that time conservatives lost their shit because Michelle Obama?

I actually didn’t understand anything he said.

“ ... Still, as I stood in the foyer and let my eyes wander down the corridors, it was impossible to forget the history that had been made there—John and Bobby Kennedy huddling over the Cuban missile crisis; FDR making last-minute changes to a radio address; Lincoln alone, pacing the halls and shouldering the weight…

why does he look like a wax figure

yes yes yes. My dad is happy as a fucking clam. He thinks the country is finally back on track.

shots fired

I didnt know who Hammer was, so I googled imaged him —- why does he look SO much older in this trailer than he does in pictures??

MTV Movie Awards used to be more important than the Super Bowl.

WHAT SPECS? are you buying a car??

that is utterly absurd.

this thread is raising my blood pressure. it is all so true.

lovely lovely lovely

thats some high-quality floof

look at that little bleb

i 100% have this same condition

I am fully aware that I spent too much time on this, but: