i think i would like him to fertilize my good egg

this is optical illusion as fuck

yum

Regardless of how you feel about her music or her personality, I think it is very commendable that she is continuing to tour. Her gift to her fans is her music, and she is giving them what she has to offer.

You know what sucks? These days, most of the news that makes me feel ill or so mad I could cry has to do with politics in one way or another. Not this story. Stories like this have always happened. They will always happen, regardless of race, political affiliation, etc. This is human nature and we are capable of…

How did the meeting go? There is one that meets blocks from my apartment, and I have walked to it several times, but have never gone in. I don’t know what I’m scared of, I think I may be more embarrassed and concerned that I will walk through the door and then leave still having no support. I don’t know how any of…

I started with my EAP through work for some other stuff, and she referred me to a new therapist at least. I am going to see what she says from there. A lot of mental health issues going on here too.

I recently had a come to Jesus moment and looked into inpatient detox. I had finally decided it was time to do something about my problem. After telling my feelings-don’t-matter mother and alcoholic father, finding out that the cost was not feasible for me, and getting no support from anyone I know, I’m glad I didn’t…

can’t they just collect the DNA sample while it is asleep after being tranquilized? why is it being euthanized before proven guilty? ohh right. this is America.

yall i think i’m losing my mind. where is the part about it drinking its own piss?

i have little daydreams where i meet him and refuse to shake his hand. makes me happy.

suck his balls already

yes, i do. but i can only speak for myself.

guys i took a bit of extra time in the shower this morning, anticipating going out tonight and hopefully finding some man-bod. now what.

the backwards P

true art

I love how he slinks off like a pouty little bebe

im so glad im not the only one who was having a comprehension issue there

“ ... and a 5k fundraiser for the Special Olympics was cancelled, which cost them an estimated $40,000 in donations.”

no no wrong. don’t complain - run for governor. duh.