As a type 1 diabetic who actually knows what the fuck ketoacidosis is, it still blows my mind that people willingly go on this diet. If you think it’s ok for your pet too, you’re an absolute idiot.

I’m legit so sorry that keto truthers, whose entire scientific education is limited to high school general science, are here already for their gross ackchually posts in the greys. Stay strong!

It’s not even like they had actually scary stuff on them. They were random messages inside of the hardware. They weren’t people’s details. They weren’t hidden malware in the drivers or software. They were just physical messages inside of the hardware that most people wouldn’t even take apart, let alone give a rat’s…

There are much cheaper ways to advertise your tiny dong that you’re an insecure fuckwit.

Nice, start with an insult. We’re done. Fuck off and have a nice day.

Aspartame doesn’t cause cancer at any level that any human could or would ever consume it.

“You cannot prove that any individual case of cancer is due to anything ...”

You understand that the tax revenue from taxing “vice” items can then be used to fund healthcare, correct? So, if you want to hurt yourself, great! You’ll just have to pay a little extra for the burden you put on society as a whole, when we’ll have to pay for your multiple surgeries and treatments.

Huh it’s almost like there’s a healthy compromise in between those two extremes or....no, no that’s crazy talk.

Dude you sound pretty worked up trying to defend your guilty pleasure from hard science and logic. There are people who smoke a pack a day and live til 90, sure, but we’re not over here using them as examples of why we need to stop harshing people’s cigarette buzz.* If you want to keep drinking soda, that’s fine, but…

I can guarantee you there’s loads of examples of people that lived how they wanted, eating whatever they wanted, and dying early. There’s probably also loads of examples of people trying to be healthy who end up living long lives. And there’s probably examples of loads of people trying to be healthy but dying early…

This is the perfect “kids today” moment, because kids today can see nudity with device in their pocket without any of the effort that old people like me had to go through.

For a Mustang, bursting into flames is the safest outcome available.

This is what happens to a Mustang when it is made to do “high-performance” maneuvers near a crowd that it is not allowed run over/devour. It commits suicide because its population-culling purpose remains unfulfilled.

On the internet everyone is insanely wealthy, unusually good looking, has a dozen or more PhDs and gosh darn it everyone else wants to be them.

Probably makes that before he pays the bank the equipment bills. Farmers take out MASSIVE loans for equipment, seed, fertilizer, etc and while they might make a lot they owe a lot.

My Bullshit-O-Meter app determined that your statement is 99.999999% likely to be bullshit.

Thank heavens Tecmo Bowl or Double Dribble isn’t on the list. But seriously, good article and thanks for the heads up.

But you have time to read and comment on Lifehacker articles?

Okay, great. And what the hell am I supposed to do with my expensive electric paperweight after I delete Car Parking Challenge and Prado Parking Adventure???