“Fills our airways?” Like... they play it on airplanes? Or did he mean airwaves?

No. We laugh at them. Anyone dumb enough to fund anything done by noted diaper fetishist Kirk deserves nothing but derision and a lifetime of forced celibacy.

and how many times they called HRC Cunt? short memory

His daughter gets called a cunt and yet he is still whining about Bob Iger not having called him?

“Westchester had a major impact on my life,” Eric says. “I went to school in the city”

Are we sure some of them weren’t saying Boo-urns?

I say that as someone who has actually had sex with Norman Reedus! He ain’t all that!!!

Grading Fox News on a curve: I’m happy that the crawl says “Racist.”

We really, really, really need the news to be just news. Opinions are not news. Having people in the “news” channels talking 24/7 is not fucking good for us. WHEN ARE WE GONNA LEARN?????????????

your response reminds me of something Jerry Seinfeld said at a stand up. He took questions from the audience and someone yelled “where’s Kramer?” Jerry responded “I hate to break this to you, but Kramer’s not real. Elaine’s not real. George is not real. I’m the only one who is real.”

Libertarianism is astrology for men.

Sure he did...

I dont know whats worse. The tweet or this post.

Solace in a crazy world.

NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

they can just go fuck themselves. the show isn’t even that funny. also i perused the article (will not read thoroughly cuz again, fuck them) and the most reasonable quote is from Alia Shawkat who is only quoted twice in the whole damn circle jerk of a “conversation”:

You don’t even want to know the regimen involved when goths go on beach holiday.

It figures that he’s a big “meetings” guy. Meetings are total bullshit. To paraphrase Mojo Nixon: you could take all of the relevant/useful information from all of the meetings that I’ve attended in the last 20 years and shove it up a gnat’s ass, and it would roll around in there like a BB in a boxcar.

He sounds exactly like Elmo. Fucking joke.