raisinsandpersons
Nate S
raisinsandpersons

Oh, okay then, Speed of Light Symbol. I guess I’ll see you on a dark night. 🎶

“Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes.

Plot twist: Somehow, he’s even worse than we imagined.

“I told by Applecare that I could walk in the store and get the part!”

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

I read that entire e-mail as Noho Hank and you can’t stop that.

Why would you post such a large image of Ben Shapiro. Why have you done this to all of us.

Nothing about the $500 million dollar Chinese loan Trump just got for his Indonesian Trump Tower, 3 days after he offered a bailout to a Chinese cellphone manufacturer?

I think it’s weird that A. He’s only 58, but looks like he’s been sitting at 70 for decades, and B. he’s so white that he’s actually pink, like someone just freshly scrubbed any semblance of color from his skin.

I saw someone theorize that Nunes is likely just trying to protect himself. There was some evidence that he may have been leaking NATO intelligence to a portugese go-between back in 2013 in an effort to get the Russians to increase activity around the Azores. Apparently Nunes has a real boner for the base at Lajes and

How come this walking felon hasn’t been cuffed yet? I mean he should’ve been in jail since 1991 for the haircut crime, just look at his senior year pic ...

Cohen went to Cooley Law School. He’d need a ladder and a telescope to see mediocre.

NO ONE lives in a perpetual state of Christmas morning like Avenatti

It’s not just fallacies, it’s also debate tactics that make sense for scoring points but not for discussing ideas. He Gish gallops so much he has to pay a squire to tend to his horses.

Goddamnit, this picture was supposed to go on the above...