This reality tv show administration is just staying true to itself by acting the fool on tv. Heres some more footage from that interview:

So, it’s going to be incompetent counsel council, eh

Well he might have bought a coke too and made a weapon. You can’t be too careful.it’s dangerous out there.

I guess I owe Mary Karr about 20 cents. On my daughter’s recommendation I purchased a copy of Infinite Jest but I could not slog through all that pretentious garbage, so after reading less than 100 pages I abandoned it in the laundry room of my apartment building. The book, where it addressed subject matter at all,…

“Thank you. Everybody in America owes me a dollar who read Infinite Jest.”

*jerking-off motion*

The last time I tried to ‘get’ someone to order a cocktail with me, I was 21. He was a friend with whom I had often imbibed previously. And he succumbed to my playful urging. At any rate, that was how I intended it to be.

As a middle-aged attorney, I have seen this a lot: former hot-shot lawyer turns into senile attorney who refuses to retire.

Watching these two operate is like watching two monkeys trying to fuck a football.

I can’t be the only one who sees the resemblance right?

More like Pooperintendent amirite

My boyfriend, Michael Avenatti, is on Morning Joe trying to make heads or tails of the word salads being thrown around by Ghouliani and Dump! Tall order!

Yeah, I’m not buying that Rudy is THAT senile that he hadn’t planned to reveal it on TV. It must have been just about ready to leak anyways—-some proof that Trump knew and reimbursed Cohen.

Holy shit. Just wanted to say that Eating Animals is an incredible book and I’ve read it probably 3 times over my 10 years of vegetarianism (came out a few years into it), each time from a mildly adjusted perspective and it’s still so. Fucking. Good.

• A lobbyist helped plan Scott Pruitt’s lavish trip to Morocco. [Washington Post]

LeVar Burton and Ta Nehisi Coates need to appear in Kanye’s bedroom some night dressed as ghosts and make Ye read some damn books.

Another case of Asimov’s Cult of Ignorance - “My ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.”

We need to stop this “I’m entitled to my opinion” non-sense. All opinions are not of value nor should they be respected. I know absolutely nothing about nuclear physics. My opinion on the topic of nuclear physics makes about as much sense as a soup sandwich.

At least she showed up to work in a nice new jacket