tell it to the dog....

Trump is having difficulty finding lawyers to represent him in Russia probe. So, now he’s hiring anyone with a pulse.

There was an NRA ad they played at the March for Our Lives on Saturday where the voice over said something about how scared Europeans are all the time and they cower in fear in their kitchens having to defend themselves with rolling pins (it literally said rolling pins). I could not stop laughing.

I hate that all I can see is Corin Tucker (lead singer of Sleater-Kinney/Filthy Friends) when I see Tiffany. I hope she does join the Resistance! Come to the light side.

The problem with this is that non-white folks with guns will show up and that makes them pee their pants. I’ve mentioned here before that it happened in St. Louis after Mike Brown was murdered. The (then) Tea Party contingent decided to have a pro-gun, open carry rally—a thinly disguised intimidation tactic aimed…

Or, she could have had an assistant write that tweet. <adjusts tinfoil hat>

I saw this on a tumblr post (disparaging Kirk and Turning Point, of course) and honestly it’s my favorite self-own in the world.

BREAKING: Trump legal team introduces new lead counsel.

Eric’s the flukeman from that one episode of the X-Files, I thought this was common knowledge.

“ I’m your older brother Ivanka and I was stepped over! … It ain’t the way I wanted it! I can handle things. I’m smart. Not like everybody says, like dumb. I’m smart and I want respect!

Didn’t care about the sex you begged to fuck my mind, you can get addicted to a certain kind of madness

Samantha also tried to discourage her from running.

I’m still on team Twitter and shitter induced aneurysm.

Saw this today, apropos:

This is clearly a movie where the bad guy’s intentions are spelled out clear as day for the American audience. Like, the only way they could spell it out more is by panning in on his shifty eyes.

A shower AND a grower

I think the reason there were rumors that Barron is autistic is I’ve never seen a picture where he looks happy or comfortable in the presence of his father.

“With all due respect Mrs. Hanabusa, Chinese, Japanese, Dirty Knees, Look at These.”